Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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