I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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