Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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