He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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