She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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