You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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