the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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