yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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