he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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