oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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