K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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