the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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