hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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