I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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