If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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