Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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