watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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