FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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