Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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