So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Randomize
