do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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