we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.