It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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