no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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