the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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