If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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