Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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