I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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