Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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