i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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