You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.