margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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