Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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