i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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