I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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