Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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