Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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