she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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