Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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