There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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