We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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