just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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