I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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