How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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