did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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