I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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