hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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