we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.