I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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