5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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