There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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