I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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