Me too!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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