I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The ass gains better be worth it
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