Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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