Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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