THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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